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beefranck:

adtothebone:

Alvin and the Chipmunks — You May Be Right

So this happened in ‘79/’80.

I owned this album.

The original punks.

Pockets are a must, for storing your necessaries. Knife, money, tobacco, frogs, string, marbles, bullets. Read your Twain for suggested pocket wares.

—Nick Offerman prescribes your everyday carry (via putthison)

Mal: Cut her down.

Religious Nutjob: The girl is a witch.

Mal: Yeah but she’s out witch. [pumps shotgun] So cut her the hell down.

(Source: youtube.com)

putyouinabettermood:

He needed a little laser surgery on his hip, so he had to wear protective eyewear via http://ift.tt/1q0RH01 putyouinabettermood.com

After the surgery, he gets into a hot air balloon and has an adventure!

putyouinabettermood:

He needed a little laser surgery on his hip, so he had to wear protective eyewear via http://ift.tt/1q0RH01 putyouinabettermood.com

After the surgery, he gets into a hot air balloon and has an adventure!

And here I thought you could only catch Pokemon in tall grass.

And here I thought you could only catch Pokemon in tall grass.

(Source: arcaneimages)

beefranck:

sblaufuss:


This is hilarious. It reminds me of my dad, except for the caring about others part.


My parents refuse to even look at Netflix. I think they’re afraid they won’t be able to figure out how to get back to cable, causing them to miss vital Hallmark/Lifetime movies and reruns of Gunsmoke.

My mom once asked me “Now what channel is Netflix on?”

beefranck:

sblaufuss:

This is hilarious. It reminds me of my dad, except for the caring about others part.

My parents refuse to even look at Netflix. I think they’re afraid they won’t be able to figure out how to get back to cable, causing them to miss vital Hallmark/Lifetime movies and reruns of Gunsmoke.

My mom once asked me “Now what channel is Netflix on?”

(Source: iraffiruse)

fearinamida:

Hermes, conductor of souls into the afterlife

Art: The Souls of Acheron by Adolf Hirémy-Hirschl

"Look, this isn’t even really my job. I’m just filling in while the other guy is on vacation."

(Source: momomida, via the-october-country)