Pockets are a must, for storing your necessaries. Knife, money, tobacco, frogs, string, marbles, bullets. Read your Twain for suggested pocket wares.
—Nick Offerman prescribes your everyday carry (via putthison)
Mal: Cut her down.
Religious Nutjob: The girl is a witch.
Mal: Yeah but she’s out witch. [pumps shotgun] So cut her the hell down.
And here I thought you could only catch Pokemon in tall grass.
This is hilarious. It reminds me of my dad, except for the caring about others part.
My parents refuse to even look at Netflix. I think they’re afraid they won’t be able to figure out how to get back to cable, causing them to miss vital Hallmark/Lifetime movies and reruns of Gunsmoke.
My mom once asked me “Now what channel is Netflix on?”