Pithy Helmet

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

I WAS JUST ASKING WHY YOU’RE SO UPSET THAT HE’S SEEING SOMEONE ELSE IF YOU DUMPED HIM. I WAS GENUINELY CURIOUS. I’VE NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND BECAUSE YOU WON’T LET ME OUTSIDE.
CAN YOU LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU’RE DONE THROWING THINGS SO I CAN GET TO MY WATER DISH? I’M REALLY THIRSTY.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I WAS JUST ASKING WHY YOU’RE SO UPSET THAT HE’S SEEING SOMEONE ELSE IF YOU DUMPED HIM. I WAS GENUINELY CURIOUS. I’VE NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND BECAUSE YOU WON’T LET ME OUTSIDE.

CAN YOU LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU’RE DONE THROWING THINGS SO I CAN GET TO MY WATER DISH? I’M REALLY THIRSTY.

Is that…it can’t really be…holy shit it is. It’s Abe Froman! The Sausage KING of Chicago!

Coming Soon (by chuckachucka2012)

Grumpy cat is grumpy in the morning. (Taken with instagram)

Grumpy cat is grumpy in the morning. (Taken with instagram)

Tunnel (Taken with Instagram at Shake Shack)

Tunnel (Taken with Instagram at Shake Shack)

This is from a tumblr called “Whedonverse Gifs”. This is a blog that you can follow. If you follow it, Gifs from the Whedonverse will show up in your dash every day. I feel like you probably aren’t clicking follow fast enough.

I don’t know how much they’ll cost, but I am gonna own every single one of these little guys.

I don’t know how much they’ll cost, but I am gonna own every single one of these little guys.

Had the Brits put this up all over London, WWII would had been one in a week and a half.

Had the Brits put this up all over London, WWII would had been one in a week and a half.

Take the money we’re no longer spending at war, use half of it to pay down our debt, and use the rest to do some nation-building right here at home.

—Barack Obama, 2012 State of the Union address. (via iwantcupcakes)

(via citizenkerry)