SUBMISSION: Baby takes a trip
It’s the same thing your whole life: “Clean up your room. Stand up straight. Pick up your feet. Take it like a man. Be nice to your sister. Don’t mix beer and wine, ever.” Oh yeah: “Don’t drive on the railroad track.
—(via beefranck)
You want a prediction about the weather, you’re asking the wrong Phil. I’ll give you a winter prediction: It’s gonna be cold, it’s gonna be grey, and it’s gonna last you for the rest of your life.
—Bill Murray as Phil Connors in Groundhog Day
Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don’t forget your booties ‘cause it’s cooooold out there today.
—Groundhog Day
Clearly, what the MPAA calls piracy is bankrupting the film industry.
(via Geekosystem)
I tend to take this latest development as a kind of eager confirmation that they are still apparently dependent on ideas that I had 25 years ago.
—ALAN MOORE, on DC’s launch ofSEVEN WATCHMEN PREQUELS (via wilwheaton)
Really DC? REALLY? Before Watchmen? I see what ya did there. Fuck you.
See the rest of the horrible idea here.
Always reblog sudden but inevitable betrayal.
(Source: whedonversegifs)
And now a word from the National Pancake Institute: Fuck waffles.
—
George Carlin
God I miss that guy.
