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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Hey, Internet!  Here’s some stuff.</description><title>Pithy Helmet</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @pithyhelmet)</generator><link>http://pithyhelmet.com/</link><item><title>Heroes</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pfohajgi1qzsuffo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pfohajgi1qzsuffo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Heroes&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23946868765</link><guid>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23946868765</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2012 15:57:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>BRB buying a new outfit.
Shut up…no, you’re weird!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4qrybmakF1qzzi1yo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;BRB buying a new outfit.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Shut up…no, &lt;em&gt;you’re&lt;/em&gt; weird!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23941157713</link><guid>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23941157713</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2012 14:21:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>buzzfeed:

cheatsheet:

Photo-bomber Ryan Gosling (via...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4j9f9lqeC1qg4lyzo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://buzzfeed.tumblr.com/post/23677411400/cheatsheet-photo-bomber-ryan-gosling-via"&gt;buzzfeed&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cheatsheet.tumblr.com/post/23676911097/photo-bomber-ryan-gosling-via-dailydot"&gt;cheatsheet&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Photo-bomber Ryan Gosling (via &lt;a href="http://www.dailydot.com/entertainment/gif-ryan-gosling-photobomb-cannes/"&gt;dailydot&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Smooth.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Baby Goose got moves.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23941036790</link><guid>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23941036790</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2012 14:19:53 -0400</pubDate><category>Baby goose cuz ya know...gosling</category></item><item><title>The evening so far...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;1) Italian restaurant - got comped a bottle of wine. Drank said bottle&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;2) tiki bar on 14th - had something called a &amp;#8220;zombie&amp;#8221;. Tasted like fruit and death. I&amp;#8217;ll definitely be going back for more.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;3) Heartland Brewery - having craft beer made in NYC. Can you see a trend developing?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Stop 4 will probably be a mattress.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23778300968</link><guid>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23778300968</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2012 00:20:25 -0400</pubDate><category>booze</category><category>Ryan's big night out</category><category>when it rains it pours</category></item><item><title>This just in: 58% of Americans are idiots.Also, I’m...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m42p6l3tuo1r5n2x0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This just in: 58% of Americans are idiots.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Also, I’m feeling a bit pessimistic.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23639764597</link><guid>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23639764597</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 20:15:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>washingtonpoststyle:

Get Ally Sheedy in here. Get her here,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4g6vhUmqK1qzjmmbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://washingtonpoststyle.tumblr.com/post/23609561196/get-ally-sheedy-in-here-get-her-here-stat" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;washingtonpoststyle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Get Ally Sheedy in here. Get her here, stat.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://capricecrane.tumblr.com/post/23573311747/attention-all-john-hughes-fans-this-just"&gt;capricecrane&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Attention All John Hughes Fans. This just happened. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Holy crap. That was awesome.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23610389385</link><guid>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23610389385</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 11:12:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>accuratelyawesome:

MORE!

All of this.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2k9s3xFN81qcxp0ao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://accuratelyawesome.tumblr.com/post/23573525124/more"&gt;accuratelyawesome&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;MORE!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All of this.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23590128269</link><guid>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23590128269</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 23:26:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Hell’s Gate (Taken with Instagram at Hell’s Gate...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4drzbf5Dq1qzo2lvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hell’s Gate (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;Instagram&lt;/a&gt; at Hell’s Gate Bridge)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23484106469</link><guid>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23484106469</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 12:18:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>mattdoucette:

The official t-shirt of Tumblr

Otterly...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4by8ifllD1qz5o2mo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mattdoucette.com/post/23420655631/the-official-t-shirt-of-tumblr" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;mattdoucette&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;The official t-shirt of Tumblr&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Otterly ridiculous.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh man, I really don’t feel good about that joke.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23426203308</link><guid>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23426203308</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 14:09:08 -0400</pubDate><category>otters</category><category>puns</category><category>oh god the puns</category></item><item><title>unypl:

on the left he’s reading “Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4bqi2ujCj1r8bc3no1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://undergroundnewyorkpubliclibrary.com/post/23412990598/on-the-left-hes-reading-diary-of-a-wimpy-kid" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;unypl&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;on the left he’s reading&lt;/em&gt; &lt;strong&gt;“Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw,” by Jeff Kinney&lt;/strong&gt;. &lt;em&gt;on the right he’s reading&lt;/em&gt; &lt;strong&gt;“Warriors,” by Erin Hunter&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0810970686/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=undnewyorpubl-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0810970686" rel="nofollow"&gt;Read Diary of a Wimpy Kid&lt;/a&gt; I &lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0061448982/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=undnewyorpubl-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0061448982" rel="nofollow"&gt;Read Warriors&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was delighted by these two the moment I saw them. I wished very much to bring them to the library. Candidly photographing children is an even trickier area of street photography, so I was glad that their parents (pictured at left) were present. I approached them and asked if I could photograph their kids as they were reading. They were so enthusiastic about the underground library when I told them about it! They said “yes! sure!”, both of them in sync with their agreement. What was even more marvelous was the way these kids quietly observed our exchange, looking at their parents the entire time. When their parents expressed their agreement to me, they went back to reading and allowed me to photograph them, all without saying a word. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;If you don’t already follow this blog, get on it immediately. NYC has an amazing (if not always reliable) MTA system, and it’s passengers might be one of the largest social cross-sections in the world. Nowhere is that more apparent than in the diversity of their books. This blog never lets me take it for granted.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23425925377</link><guid>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23425925377</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 14:04:43 -0400</pubDate><category>ARB reading</category><category>NYC</category><category>MTA</category></item><item><title>So…birds have knives now.
Well, I guess humanity had a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ajdm85BC1qzo2lvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;So…birds have knives now.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, I guess humanity had a good run.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23374973799</link><guid>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23374973799</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 18:20:10 -0400</pubDate><category>clever girl</category><category>see because birds are dinosaurs</category><category>its from jurassic park</category></item><item><title>Keeping it classy (Taken with instagram)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m471szgK8R1qzo2lvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Keeping it classy (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23263195749</link><guid>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23263195749</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 21:07:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>kadrey:

Bates Motel. Vacancy.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m45c7jxmy61r47vufo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kadrey.tumblr.com/post/23208475811/bates-motel-vacancy"&gt;kadrey&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bates Motel. Vacancy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23236966668</link><guid>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23236966668</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 13:59:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Jim Henson, September 24, 1936 - May 16, 1990

Hero.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44m4td2cg1rnr4rko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Jim Henson&lt;/strong&gt;, September 24, 1936 - May 16, 1990&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Hero.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23206068695</link><guid>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23206068695</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 22:22:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"I believe that we form our own lives, that we create our own reality, and that everything works out..."</title><description>“I believe that we form our own lives, that we create our own reality, and that everything works out for the best. I know I drive some people crazy with what seems to be ridiculous optimism, but it has always worked out for me.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Jim Henson (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nevertoooldtolovemuppets.tumblr.com/"&gt;nevertoooldtolovemuppets&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23184167553</link><guid>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23184167553</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 17:23:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>beefranck:

luckyshirt:

The Loneliest Whale in the World.
In...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lil3pv0Fpu1qzpqamo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beefranck.tumblr.com/post/23137380102/luckyshirt-the-loneliest-whale-in-the-world"&gt;beefranck&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://luckyshirt.tumblr.com/post/23137085605/the-loneliest-whale-in-the-world-in-2004-the"&gt;luckyshirt&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Loneliest Whale in the World.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In 2004, The New York Times wrote &lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2004/12/21/science/21whal.html?_r=1"&gt;an article&lt;/a&gt; about the loneliest whale in the world. Scientists have been tracking her since 1992 and they discovered the problem:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She isn’t like any other baleen whale. Unlike all other whales, she doesn’t have friends. She doesn’t have a family. She doesn’t belong to any tribe, pack or gang. She doesn’t have a lover. She never had one. Her songs come in groups of two to six calls, lasting for five to six seconds each. But her voice is unlike any other baleen whale. It is unique—while the rest of her kind communicate between 12 and 25hz, she sings at 52hz. You see, that’s precisely the problem. No other whales can hear her. Every one of her desperate calls to communicate remains unanswered. Each cry ignored. And, with every lonely song, she becomes sadder and more frustrated, her notes going deeper in despair as the years go by.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I need to go talk to some frozen yogurt about this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You’re welcome.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BRB crying forever&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So…the saddest thing ever? Yeah, pretty much.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23148924526</link><guid>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23148924526</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 23:54:26 -0400</pubDate><category>whales</category><category>you suck nature</category></item><item><title>wilwheaton:

This makes me sick to my stomach.
The silhouette on...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3zcnvyhpa1qz9bu3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wilwheaton.tumblr.com/post/22995226541/this-makes-me-sick-to-my-stomach-the-silhouette"&gt;wilwheaton&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/05/11/1090882/-Hate-mongers-sell-paper-targets-depicting-Trayvon-Martin?detail=hide"&gt;This&lt;/a&gt; makes me sick to my stomach.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;The silhouette on the shooting target is faceless. But the hoodie, the Skittles and the iced tea leave nothing to the imagination. &lt;strong&gt;This is meant to be Travyon Martin, the unarmed 17-year-old shot to death in February in Sanford, Florida.&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Skittles brand candy is clearly depicted on the targets. The Wm. Wrigley Jr. Company, a division of Mars Inc., produces and markets Skittles. They could stop the sale of these targets by taking legal action against the Hiller Armament Company, which sells the targets online.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is one of the most reprehensible, indefensible, and disgusting things I have ever seen in my life. I can’t believe someone at the Hiller Armament Company thought this was okay.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Basic human decency says we need to stop this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/05/11/1090882/-Hate-mongers-sell-paper-targets-depicting-Trayvon-Martin?detail=hide"&gt;More details at Daily Kos&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://campaigns.dailykos.com/p/dia/action/public/?action_KEY=144"&gt;Here’s an online petition that I urge you to sign&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I can’t remember the last time something made me this angry.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Someone needs to find the assholes who made this and string them up by whatever body part would be most painful. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23012042738</link><guid>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/23012042738</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 21:34:23 -0400</pubDate><category>assholes</category></item><item><title>In less than an hour I'll be watching an Avengers movie</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Wonders never cease. Thirteen year old me would be shitting a brick. To be honest, 25 year old me is kinda doing the same thing.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/22872626657</link><guid>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/22872626657</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 21:07:17 -0400</pubDate><category>Avengers</category><category>HOLY CRAP AVENGERS</category><category>Joss Whedon</category></item><item><title>laughterkey:

Nine will always be my Doctor.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3uwaufJlv1qbtocuo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://laughterkey.tumblr.com/post/22838583260/nine-will-always-be-my-doctor" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;laughterkey&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nine will always be my Doctor.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/22850626786</link><guid>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/22850626786</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 14:45:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>arcaneimages:

vote

You forgot “fuckers”.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3uaph0iDS1r7dgeuo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://arcaneimages.tumblr.com/post/22824756196/vote" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;arcaneimages&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;vote&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You forgot “fuckers”.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/22850540919</link><guid>http://pithyhelmet.com/post/22850540919</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 14:42:59 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

